What? Me Work?

You know...this is probably the most non-productive week in any organization. Coming straight off a Holiday break all fat on turkey and 12 hour sleeping binges really makes one weary of working. I am right there! So...this week we get to work M-Th as Friday is New Years Eve. As a manager, I always find it amusing to see who will call in "sick". I often make internal bets with myself in the car on the way to work as to who will call in that day. It's not that bad, but the favorite days are Mondays, Fridays and ususally the day after holidays. So far, I am only down one manager out of four. Not too bad. It's managable.

I'll be counting the days until Thursday. Until then...check out this Amazing prediction..it's scary accurate.


Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.











Keep going!
















Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.














Think of a man's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.















Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the last finger you counted with, shove it up your ass, and get back to work, you stupid game playing bastard!