NEW EPISODE III STAR WARS BAD GUY*

Our inside sources at Lucasfilm have slipped us a good juicy bit regarding the upcoming, highly anticipated Episode III movie.

In what has been described as the "worst bad guy ever" by our Lucasfilm insider, we now get an early glimpse of the new baddie. The insider says "We really wanted to go for something between inbred hillbilly and war monger...possibly even something with simian features...I think we have found the perfect person for the role".

Sources from the new baddie's camp declined to comment and seemingly wanted to remain hush-hush about the entire project.



Just because some people need it, the disclaimer is below.
*this is purely fictional, we don't have any contacts inside Lucasfilm. This page is in no way related to Lucasfilm or any Lucasfilm partners, this is purely for entertainment purposes. If you don't like it, find your sense of humor, turn it sideways and stick it in your darkest orafice.