Fun with Consumer product names

Maybe it's just me with my mind in the gutter, or the people who named these products had a bad idea when the naming brainstorm session took place...

Anyhow... Here's my collection of funny named products.





This was actually an menu insert at On The Border...



This is the best description of crab legs I have ever seen...

"1 1/2 sweet and meaty pounds"



Isn't it always natural?



I made this myself!



I'm leaving this one alone...



This should keep you warm at night...




I will post more when I find them. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!