Things that irritate me

I was thinking about some things that annoy me so I started to put them down on paper and this is what I came up with. Ladies and Gentlemen...

My Short Long list of random things that irritate me.
(Not necessarily in this order).

1. People who use the elevator that are going up or down one floor. If you work on the 2nd floor, use the damn stairs. You could have been to your desk 3 times over in the time it takes you to wait for the elevator.
2. People who don’t know when to go at a 4-way stop intersection.
3. Rubberneckers. I hate them with a passion. Move along for Christ’s sake!
4. People that merge into traffic that don’t use a blinker
5. People who drive all the way to the front of a lane that is merging expecting to get in. Most often not using a blinker.
6. People that stop for no reason in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store.
7. People on cell phones in public places.
8. People who cut me off or almost hit me in traffic while talking on their cell phone.
9. People whose political beliefs are that of what their parents told them they should be. Use your brain people. Make your own decisions. If that happens to follow your parents ideology, good for you. At least you put some thought into it.
10. People who never see two sides to a story.
11. People that use racist remarks.
12. My ex wife.
13. “My Child is an Honor Student at _________ Elementary” bumper stickers
14. Calvin peeing on random objects or phrases window stickers.
15. Celebrities that named their kids jacked up stuff like “Pilot Inspektor” and “Banjo”.
16. People that sing along with songs that have no F’ing idea what the lyrics are...especially when it’s done out loud.
17. My neighbors
18. People that witness door-to-door.
19. Car Salesmen
20. People that make assumptions of me based on where I’m from. Yes, I’m Texan. No..I don’t like Bush. No, I don’t wear boots. No, I don’t have a horse. No, I don’t wear a hat.
Yes...it’s big. ;-)
21. People who ask me if I play basketball because I’m tall. No...I don’t. Are you a jockey? I didn’t think so.
22. The Bush Administration
23. People who lie, cheat and steal to get their way. See # 22...or #12.
24. People with a closed mind.
25. People that hurt old people and children.

That’s all I can think of for now. I may add to this list as things come along.