Happy Friday!

Happy Friday everyone! I leave you with a Deep Thought...by Jack Handy...

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

Now that's a good Sammich...

I have to say, I do belive this place makes some of the best damn sammiches in the US. :-)

http://www.portofsubs.com/

If you live in Arizona, Nevada, California, Idaho, Utah or Washington, you know what I'm talkin' about!

Now, back in my home town there was this place that had some awesome sammiches as well...After scouring the Internet, I can't seem to find them anymore. If you are from Denton, I am sure you remember New York Subway. That place had some good sammiches too!Maybe they closed... I haven't been back there in over 3-4 years. It was a damn good place to go for lunch when I was in high school and college. If it's gone, it will be missed. :-(

Baby Update

Here's where we are at:


Age of Fetus—18 weeks

You and the baby have really been growing! By now, you have probably put on 12 pounds plus or minus a few. While much development remains, the rapid growth rate of the baby is going to slow down just a little near this time. To aid in muscle development, the amniotic fluid is supporting the baby's movements. Your baby is quite the little gymnast and is getting busy with twists, turns and forward summersaults!

Other changes that are happening:

• The baby's eyebrows are now forming.
• Your baby is sleeping and waking much like a newborn at this time.
• Permanent hair is now growing on the scalp, but even this hair will fall out the second week after birth and will be replaced by thicker hair.
• Baby's Size this week: About 5.3 to 6 1/2 inches (head to rump).
• Weight: Approximately 9 ounces

Candid Moment with the Pope

Before the Pope passed, God bless his soul, he had a very important message to pass along. We all know that in his final years he wasn't able to speak that well but when asked how he thought Bush was doing, he took a page from Chris Rock's*** book of knowledge and had this to say:





***parody...Not to be taken seriously...we all know the pope was more of a Seinfeld kinda guy. ;-)

First T-Shirt for Baby

This is so going to be my kid's first T-Shirt....

G.I. Joe PSA Parodies

You know...I am a kid of the 80's and absolutely love everything 80's. Remember the GI Joe cartoons? Remember at the end, there was always a PSA about something like fire safety or safety around electricity and stuff?

If you are ready to snarf an lung laughing, check out these GI Joe PSA Parodies...

WHO WANT'S A BODY MASSAGE?

Shoutout to Berky!

Rumor has it that Jeff Berlackovich checks out my Blog on occasion but never says hello...

So I wanted to take this opportunity to say HEY BUDDY! Miss ya man! Keep in touch, would ya? I haven't seen you since your bachelor party and the peanut butter incident... D'oh! hahaha...