HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year F*****S! Best wishes to all of you in '05.



If you need me, I will be training to become a cage fighter.

NEW EPISODE III STAR WARS BAD GUY*

Our inside sources at Lucasfilm have slipped us a good juicy bit regarding the upcoming, highly anticipated Episode III movie.

In what has been described as the "worst bad guy ever" by our Lucasfilm insider, we now get an early glimpse of the new baddie. The insider says "We really wanted to go for something between inbred hillbilly and war monger...possibly even something with simian features...I think we have found the perfect person for the role".

Sources from the new baddie's camp declined to comment and seemingly wanted to remain hush-hush about the entire project.



Just because some people need it, the disclaimer is below.
*this is purely fictional, we don't have any contacts inside Lucasfilm. This page is in no way related to Lucasfilm or any Lucasfilm partners, this is purely for entertainment purposes. If you don't like it, find your sense of humor, turn it sideways and stick it in your darkest orafice.

GRATUITOUS PLUG

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GO PYLONS!

They just figured this out?

Some lawmakers in Texas just now realized that people who are incarcerated for 2 oz of pot or less are "clogging up the criminal justice system". What have they been smoking?

This Just In.....Tony Danza has a Posse.

Did you know that Tony Danza has a posse?



Oh...and he also thinks unicorns kick ass...

Napoleon Dynamite

Last night whilst browsing through Target with a good beer buzz I stumbled across the Napoleon Dynamite DVD. At first I thought it would be a little boring but I recalled a few co-workers giving it a glowing review. I picked the DVD up and tossed it in my basket. So...I went home and watched it. I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Let me re-phrase that...I really liked the movie. It was very simple and quite hilarious. As strange as the characters were, I really got a laugh out of all of them. The freakin' moon boots were killing me! Growing up I was in band, so on some level I can relate to the goofy, misfit nerd. All in all, I think it's a keeper and I can't wait to see it again...GOSH!

HOLY CRAP!

Whoa....this is amusing...

Study to test 'ecstasy' on terminally ill

While I see this study might have merit, I don't think it's a good idea to give people who have severe anxiety issues a drug that will most likely enhance those issues. Yeah, yeah...as those of you who have tried it before know, it can cause you to be quite different emotionally, but I don't think doctors should be dishing out X to "help patients come to terms with the biggest emotional challenge of all: the end of life". That's like giving a kid with ADHD a load of Pixie Sticks and expecting things to be fine.. Wow...

Whatever happened to good ol' medicinal marijuana?

HEADLINE!

Wow...I just had to giggle when I saw this headline...

Tough schedule hardened Beavers

What? Me Work?

You know...this is probably the most non-productive week in any organization. Coming straight off a Holiday break all fat on turkey and 12 hour sleeping binges really makes one weary of working. I am right there! So...this week we get to work M-Th as Friday is New Years Eve. As a manager, I always find it amusing to see who will call in "sick". I often make internal bets with myself in the car on the way to work as to who will call in that day. It's not that bad, but the favorite days are Mondays, Fridays and ususally the day after holidays. So far, I am only down one manager out of four. Not too bad. It's managable.

I'll be counting the days until Thursday. Until then...check out this Amazing prediction..it's scary accurate.


Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.











Keep going!
















Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.














Think of a man's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.















Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.

Take the last finger you counted with, shove it up your ass, and get back to work, you stupid game playing bastard!